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Chicken, the new bread?


August 25th, 2009 - 04:21 by Donald Daniels

If we needed another reason for the terrorist we gave them another one this week. KFC is tested in out the double down. The double down is two pieces of bacon with cheese that is sandwiched between two pieces of chicken breast with the chicken serving as the buns. No bread. The sandwich is being tested in Providence, Rhode Island and Omaha, Nebraska and doing very well. The KFC website has not posted any nutrition facts on this item that could go nationwide, also the cost of the sandwich has not been released as well. With the news of the double down one question has to asked. When did Homer J. Simpson become an executive at KFC. Hopefully if this becomes available to the public Obama’s healthcare plan will go through.

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6 Responses to “Chicken, the new bread?”

  1. Mmmm. Bacon-sandwiched-between-two-breasts. Mmmm. Breasts.

    Homer Simpson on August 30th, 2009 at 12:49 am
  2. Now Homer, don’t you eat this pie!

    Marge Simpson on August 31st, 2009 at 12:22 am
  3. “The KFC website has not posted any nutrition facts on this item that could go nationwide.”

    Yeah, this is definitely a recipe for disaster in regards to health.

    Matthew on August 31st, 2009 at 1:16 am
  4. Mm.. sounds tasty, but i cant recall the last time i ate something at kfc and enjoyed it since there quality has continued to trend downhill for years.. Hmm. Omaha and Providence.. i wonder what that says about those two areas..

    Grampa Simpson on August 31st, 2009 at 7:38 am
  5. Hopefully, if this becomes available to the public, Obama’s healthcare plan WON’T go through. I don’t want to pay for liposuctions and quadruple bypasses for anyone dumb enough to eat one of these artery plugs!

    Travis on August 31st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
  6. When is UMBC gonna get KFC? Nothing would help me study for exams better than clogged arteries.

    Johnny on August 31st, 2009 at 12:47 pm

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