Chicken, the new bread?
By: Donald Daniels -

If we needed another reason for the terrorist we gave them another one this week. KFC is tested in out the double down. The double down is two pieces of bacon with cheese that is sandwiched between two pieces of chicken breast with the chicken serving as the buns. No bread. The sandwich is being tested in Providence, Rhode Island and Omaha, Nebraska and doing very well. The KFC website has not posted any nutrition facts on this item that could go nationwide, also the cost of the sandwich has not been released as well. With the news of the double down one question has to asked. When did Homer J. Simpson become an executive at KFC. Hopefully if this becomes available to the public Obama’s healthcare plan will go through.

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Mmmm. Bacon-sandwiched-between-two-breasts. Mmmm. Breasts.

Homer Simpson - August 30, 2009, 12:49 am

Now Homer, don’t you eat this pie!

Marge Simpson - August 31, 2009, 12:22 am

“The KFC website has not posted any nutrition facts on this item that could go nationwide.”

Yeah, this is definitely a recipe for disaster in regards to health.

Matthew - August 31, 2009, 1:16 am

Mm.. sounds tasty, but i cant recall the last time i ate something at kfc and enjoyed it since there quality has continued to trend downhill for years.. Hmm. Omaha and Providence.. i wonder what that says about those two areas..

Grampa Simpson - August 31, 2009, 7:38 am

Hopefully, if this becomes available to the public, Obama’s healthcare plan WON’T go through. I don’t want to pay for liposuctions and quadruple bypasses for anyone dumb enough to eat one of these artery plugs!

Travis - August 31, 2009, 12:27 pm

When is UMBC gonna get KFC? Nothing would help me study for exams better than clogged arteries.

Johnny - August 31, 2009, 12:47 pm