Sick of your relatives? Content to put off that final paper/project/exam? Then glue yourself to the TV this weekend; there are plenty of options!

Thanksgiving: Thursday November 27th 2008:

A&E: Cold Case Files / The First 48

Animal Planet: Blue Planet: Seas of Life

BBC America: Gavin and Stacey

Bravo: Kathy Griffin Standup / Real Housewives

Cartoon Network: Chowder

Comedy Central: Reno 911!

Discovery: Dirty Jobs

Discovery Health: Plastic Surgery: Before & After

Discovery HD: Street Customs

Disney: The Suite Life

DIY: Cool Tools

E!: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Fox Reality: Hell’s Kitchen

G4: Arrested Development

ID: Dateline

Logo: Sordid Lives

Military: Tank Overhaul

MSNBC: Lockup: Raw

MTV: Parental Control / Run’s House

MTV2: Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew

The N: Drake & Josh

Oxygen: Bad Girls Club

Speed: Wrecked

Spike: CSI: New York

TBS: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

TLC: Jon & Kate Plus 8

TNT: The Closer

Travel: Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern

Toon Disney: Goof Troop / Goofy movies

TruTV: Dominick Dunne’s Power, Privilege and Justice / Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Criminals

TV Land: I Love Lucy

USA: House

Versus: Rocky movies

WGN: Newhart

Day After Thanksgiving: Friday November 28th 2008:

A&E: CSI: Miami

Animal Planet: Untamed & Uncut

BBC America: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Bravo: Million-Dollar Listing

Cartoon Network: Johnny Test

Discovery: Deadliest Catch

Discovery Health: Trauma: Life in the ER

Disney: Wizards of Waverly Place / Hannah Montana

Food Network: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Fox Reality: Hell’s Kitchen

FX: The Bernie Mac Show

G4: Ninja Warrior

History: Cities of the Underworld

ID: 48 Hours: Hard Evidence

MTV: True Life

MTV2: Life of Ryan / Run’s House

The N: Drake & Josh

National Geographic: The Dog Whisperer

Nickelodeon: Spongebob SquarePants

Oxygen: Snapped / Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood

Planet Green: Greensburg

Sci-Fi: Mork & Mindy

Soap: Beverley Hills 90210 (original series)

Speed: PINKS All Out

Spike: CSI / CSI: NY

TLC: What Not To Wear

Travel: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

TruTV: Forensic Files / Speeders

TV Guide Network: Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp

TV Land: Beverly Hillbillies / Sandford and Son / The Cosby Show

USA: The Starter Wife

VH1: The Greatest

WE: Amazing Wedding Cakes / My Fair Wedding

Saturday November 29th 2008:

BET: The Parkers

Bravo: Project Runway

Discovery: Mythbusters

Discovery Kids: Bindi The Jungle Girl

History: Extreme Trains

MTV: MADE

MTV2: High School Stories: Scandals, Pranks & Controversies / Viva La Bam

The N: Drake & Josh

Planet Green: Emeril Green

Sci-Fi: 3 Movies based on Stephen King books

Speed: Gearz / PINKS

TV Guide Channel: Look-A-Likes

VH1: I Love the New Millenium

Sunday November 30th 2008:

Animal Planet: Miami Animal Police

BET: Steve Harvey Show

Bravo: Real Housewives / Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Discovery Kids: Bindi The Jungle Girl

Discovery HD: Overhaulin’

Discovery Health: Dr. G: Medical Examiner

DIY: Cool Tools

E!: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Fox Reality: Solitary

G4: Whacked Out Videos

Green: Go for the Green

History: The Universe

MTV2: From G’s to Gents

Nickelodeon: Fairly OddParents

The N: Drake & Josh

Soap: General Hospital

Speed: Ultimate Factories

Style: Clean House

Planet Green: Go For The Green

TLC: Untold Stories of the ER

TNT: Lord of the Rings movie trilogy

Travel: Food Paradise

TruTV: Surf & Rescue: Dewey Beach / Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel

TV Land: I Love Lucy

WE: Bridezillas